A 5km run would make you realize that;
1-Cars make the distance look like 50metres
2-A mineral water bottle will have the appearance of Chambord
3-God knew what He was doing when He made us
Another Sunday Run with sis and her lovely friends.
‘Life is a track for us to run on
When the journey is tough but so is our will
A fuel is measured by knowing its RON
As one’s fate is weighed by his determined will’
1. Visit our public toilets with newfound courage
2. Play a game called mucus bungee (use your imagination)
3. Be inspired by your illness e.g. writing lines like, “if it wasn’t for my flu I could have smell the love from you”
4. Experience royal treatment (if you live with your family) by saying, “can I have…..please?” when replied negatively say, “oh well let this sick man/woman get him/herself. *dramatic tone What happened to the stairs?”
5. Keep headcount on how many actually care about you as reference to any invitation for future events.
Silly Billy never knew why
The words he had never came by
“Oh Lily if you only knew,
Of how I feel when i’m near you”
Miss Lily was always a star
Shining bright yet even afar
Little Billy had made a card
Words of his own just like a bard
My lips are sealed when I sense you
The heart whispers can I have you
Dear Lily if it’s fair to you
Can we have tea just me and you?
He walked to school with a smile on his face
Knowing his fear will soon just be a phase
Fate is a date that will never be late
When a car struck Billy just by the gate
Thus the story of a boy’s little duel
He had love too late as life can be cruel
aidiamin®
Do you want to be an elephant or a tiger? One is about size at the expense of sacrificing mobility whereas the other is agility, strength and prowess. Oh yes with the downside of perhaps not being colossal. Not to forget there is a last option and that is to be a peacock, enough muscle definition to just compliment their flashy colourful feathers and that’s just about it. Nevertheless every average Joe would one to attain a certain goal for their physique for reasons attributed to one’s ego.
It was 2 years ago when I was baptized into the world of iron training. Ever since then Fitness First became my temple of blood and sweat which soon enough became my passion. I started off as skinny Joe where despite my attempts of reasoning it as Mick Jagger’s sexy skinny, a reality check brought me to the shams of appearing like a druggie. It was annoying to hear those around you expressing their concern over your diet when in fact you are just happy with yourself!
Nevertheless I felt that packing few pounds of mass would be useful for my future legal practice as the judge would then have a clearer view of me from his or her elevated seat. For average Joes who just want to do something about their fitness level or physique without signing up for gym, make sure you have these 3; a chinup bar, skipping rope and will power. By the way muscle and fat are two separate body cells, should you stop working out your muscle will NEVER turn into fats. If there is anyone out there looking for a proper easy to follow program, just drop your email and I will send you some free of charge.
Although it may sound like I’m preaching on makeover tips , it must be remembered the primary thing is that at the end of the day you should only do things out of love for yourself and never for others. Hitler kept his moustache because he was confident with himself.
*as to the title of this post, trust me being skinny does not mean you are fit nor healthy. check this out
Conscience invades a man’s constitution. Question is do u blink? A gross act may derive from an innocent ulterior intent such as picking your nose may be disgusting but it is done to clear your nose. Wiping your ass after you poo is not really a hygienic act though unless you want your butt crack to exude horrid smell or worst having fungi growth around it and reduce your reputation when a woman goes down on you or vice versa for women then go figure!
Coming back to my humble point, what would you do when the bug of conscience harasses you to do something out of your free will? Perhaps we could all be hypocrites and answer in the affirmative of doing what society regards as morally sound choice. *Yawn
Is retribution a sound moral choice or should we adhere to karma and let cosmos arrange hellish fate on those who have subjected us to cruelty? Well I personally think karma is evident, although no one said you can’t be the enforcer yourself. Of course not all would agree on such premise as this truly marks the unbecoming of a man. The question again is do u blink when given the choice to give hell?
Well Inglourious Basterds gave a clear answer. When you find that the lesson on morals have been abandoned by your enemies, there is no reason to teach him any. Educate him on what you have learnt from them. What is worth remembering is your motivation and make them your principles worth holding on to, for you will refer to it again at each moment of weakness.
How this lesson applies to one in this cruel life of work,relationship,health among a few? 
Distractions are unavoidable along the way and sometimes being caught by it reduces you to a state of filth *slight dramatic way of guilt. Ultimately being reminded of your own set of principles would make you a bastard against contemporary view. Do acknowledge their label and make peace with that as you will find that it’s better to have your middle finger on their face rather than theirs up in your ass.
Mr Brown Clown is feeling down when a rotund boy came up to him,
“Please sir do not frown i bet the source is a noun”,
“Hush boy you will only know once you have fully grown”,
Off the boy went and soon he had found, a shabby brown gown,
“Dear sir your misery is not bound for i have searched better than a hound”,
The clown was astound and quickly came around filled with cheery sound,
Soon it was found the boy’s knowledge had no ground thus why he was brutally gunned down.
*Moral of the story don’t assume you know something and spread the word too soon. Love
aidiamin®
It ain’t over till the fat lady sings could not have been more right if you were watching an opera, or killing two birds with one stone seem logical if a rascal aimed the rock at a bird’s nest with two younglings in it. Both are extreme manifestations of proverbs and idioms though often not its coincidental truth serves as a jest and in my case I had a run for my money!
The Elken Quacky Run was aimed at raising funds and campaign awareness on the subject of breast and cervical cancer. Despite the discrimination of this sickness, men should know about breast cancer for himself and his partner. *although men can get it too in later stages in life. It’s a great feeling to be part of the congregation of sympathizers to the cause whilst committing to a run especially on a Sunday morning! The 4.5km run was charity based hence making the mood less competitive and to this I am guilty for slacking a bit during the run.
Although I had a few brisk walks between the run, it set the right mood to be contemplative on the state of cancer patients being less fortunate in their journey battling their sickness as the stretch is not measured by a quantified distance they could aim for but only a mere estimation of time left on them. Ironically at times it may serve as a cruel epiphany opting one to spend remainders of their life with rejoiced youth once they have accepted their fate of life with grace obedience.
Certainly I would deny from preaching healthy habits on living to anyone beyond saying “One should know better”. I have no clue where my time will stop though I have a sense of how I would like to spend it on. Sometimes in life it is not so much about quantifying but it should not stop you from appreciating a moment’s quality. You have my love and respect fellow cancer patients,survivors and their families. Your exemplary love,care and support denies any regrets one has over their mistakes in life.
Learn more about this campaign by Passionately You.
Relationships are like plants. It grows and dies. We embrace it as the natural order of life although sometimes death comes prematurely and this calls for a strong heart to throw the plant away before it becomes an eyesore.
Here is the list of things you could say to end your relationship without sounding like an ass. *always attach sorry for one can never be too apologetic.
Mom said she had a C-section for me, and we don’t have her blessing. I’m sorry.
You know when fruits become oxidized and it looks awful. I’m sorry.
It’s not you but sometimes I wonder if you’re it. Get me? I’m sorry.
Maybe this is your karma due, I think we should embrace our end of love with love. *love is a stronger word than sorry.
Of course this would be nothing more than silly wit but should one find it difficult in breaking up with someone, just remember the rule of thumb, you may be cruel but at least you’re not a loser in denial. Live with love not suffer from out of love.
I am toasted bread and you are my honey syrup
Mornings are like brewed coffee sweetened by a taste of your lips
I sold off my treadmill for the lowest price I could get
Cos every time I see you my heart keeps running for you
They say a beautiful lady is an accident of nature and
A beautiful old lady is a work of art (*Louis Nizer)
You are my Shakespearean tragedy
For you shall never witness the misery of a man you have inspired to ever desire
Are second chances in love clichés? A Saturday evening of back to back movies revolving such theme perhaps drags one into a crappy state of regrets or an insurmountable rush of hope dwindling in our tangled ego against making the call.
Having watched ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ and ‘Definitely Maybe’, the walls blocking love from ever setting foot in one’s heart seem to look ever so fragile and bound to get smashed by an onslaught of feverish emotion. Pain is a perversion of sensation. It is a cruel reminder to life and our ability to feel. God’s blueprint is unquestionable for we should accept it as part cheekiness to life.
Earlier this week the movie ‘Private Lives of Pippa Lee’ wasn’t easy to be dealt with either despite being some tragic comedy which my date had not understood why I found the movie comedic and not refreshing. A repressed thought revisits one as regrets later in life. I have no clue of how to deal in this matter but I do know a working model for me is to be organic about things.
Movies are like rubbing Aladdin’s lamp where the genie grants you no wishes but just a projected smokescreen of how things would have looked like only if…
